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  • joystick joystick 6 inches

    *Patent Pending

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    The Joystick 6" and 7" is available now!

    But before you buy, make sure the Joystick is right for you by reading the full product description below.

    Happy shopping!

    Current wait time is UP TO 2 weeks on dispatch.
  • Lollipop-ridges transthetics-lollipop

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    The Lollipop is available now!

    But before you buy, make sure the Lollipop is right for you by reading the full product description below.

    Happy shopping!

    Current wait time is UP TO 2 weeks on dispatch.
  • ezp-junior-natural ezp junior

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    The EZP Junior is available now!

    But before you buy, make sure the EZP Junior is right for you by reading the full product description below.

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    Current wait time is UP TO 2 weeks on dispatch.
  • ezp natural ezp

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    The EZP is available now!

    But before you buy, make sure the EZP is right for you by reading the full product description below.

    Happy shopping!

    Current wait time is UP TO 2 weeks on dispatch.
  • rod-uncut rod penis extension

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    The Rod is available now!

    But before you buy, make sure the Rod is right for you by reading the full product description below.

    Happy shopping!

    Current wait time is UP TO 2 weeks on dispatch.
  • hot rod penile-attachment

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    The Hot Rod is available now!

    Pimp it up with a basic bullet vibe or upgrade to the more deluxe remote control, rechargeable vibe.

    But before you buy, make sure the Hot Rod is right for you by reading the full product description below.

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    Current wait time is UP TO 2 weeks on dispatch.
  • *Patent Pending

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    Pimp up your Hot Rod with this deep rumbling rechargeable vibe, powered by a clever remote control disguised as a finger ring, to give you and your partner an extra buzzzz.

  • *Patent Pending

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    Pimp up your Hot Rod with this battery bullet vibe to give you and your partner an extra buzzzz.

  • budgie-boxer-briefs budgie-boxers-swimwear

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    Before you buy, make sure the Budgies are right for you by reading the full product description below.

    Current wait time is UP TO two weeks on dispatch.

    Order any four Budgies and get $30US off! Just use coupon code “fourth-is-free” on check out.

  • budgie-boxer-briefs budgie-boxer-briefs

    *Patent Pending

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    Before you buy, make sure the Budgies are right for you by reading the full product description below.

    Current wait time is UP TO two weeks on dispatch.

    Order any four Budgies and only pay for three! Just use coupon code “fourth-is-free” on check out.

  • budgie-briefs-swimwear budgie-briefs-swimwear

    *Patent Pending

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    Before you buy, make sure the Budgies are right for you by reading the full product description below.

    Current wait time is UP TO two weeks on dispatch.

    Order any four Budgies and get $30US off! Just use coupon code “fourth-is-free” on check out.

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    Budgie Briefs – Packer Underwear

    $30.00

    *Patent Pending

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    Before you buy, make sure the Budgies are right for you by reading the full product description below.

    Current wait time is UP TO two weeks on dispatch.

    Order any four Budgies and only pay for three! Just use coupon code “fourth-is-free” on check out.

  • bendable vibe joystick vibe

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    To be sure you never run out of charge in that critical moment, keep a spare vibe for the Joystick on hand so you're never left hanging.

  • *Patent Pending

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    This soft, textured silicone head attachment for the Joystick* vibe insert, ads extra stimulation to the wearer, and can be used with or without (water based) lubricant, and with or without the vibe turned on.

  • *Patent Pending

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    It's just so easy to loose a cable. Keep a spare on hand to make sure you're always able to charge your vibe.