The Joystick will be temporarily unavailable.
The sad news is that it has taken longer than expected to get the new vibes for the Joystick ready to go, but the good news is that we will soon have new Joystick vibes with a better battery and [...]
The Lollipop is finally here!
The Lollipop will be available for the first time with the next order intake which opens (very appropriately) on Thursday, February 14th, so indeed a happy Valentine's. Check out this quick demo video here to get a look at its [...]
Wishing everyone a fantas-dick 2019!
It's been another busy year in the willitorium! 2018 saw the release of the natural (uncut) version of the EZP Junior and the Rod as well as a six inch version of the Joystick and the release of the Hot [...]
Still want to give the gift of ha-penis this year?
Though by now it may be too late to receive the physical item in time for Christmas, I am offering gift vouchers between today and December 24th for either a specific product, or a dollar amount. Once you've placed your [...]
Some tips for choosing pants for packing.
As anyone who has used a stand to pee packer knows, you need to be pretty selective about what pants you wear it with, not just from a functional perspective, but also in terms of contour. Nobody wants a permanent [...]
The Hot Rod is ready to roll!
Yup! The Hot Rod will finally be available October 14th. As the pimped up big brother of the Rod, the Hot Rod is a super fun toy for solo and partner play. It attaches directly to your natural anatomy without [...]
And the winner of the 6″ Joystick is…
...Brodie M who has claimed his prize and is feeling the ha-penis right now. Congratulations Brodie! If you didn't win this time around, both the 6" and 7" Joystick will be available again this coming Monday, September 24th. And through [...]
The Joystick 6″ launch and give away!
The Joystick has been bringing people ha-penis since its launch last year, but a common piece of feedback has been "I wish it were available as a smaller version too." Well, now it is. As of today, you can order [...]
The Joystick* six inch is almost here!
You've been asking for a smaller version of the Joystick (formerly the Bono) and now it's almost here! I'm very close to being able to officially release it, so for this next order intake coming up on Tuesday, August 14th, [...]
And the winner is…
Last week I asked you to vote on which of the three 'coming soon' products you wanted most, so thank you to everyone who voted and gave their valuable contributions! The clear winner by a factor of two to one [...]