Contests/Give Aways

The Hot Rod is ready to roll!

Yup! The Hot Rod will finally be available October 14th. As the pimped up big brother of the Rod, the Hot Rod is a super fun toy for solo and partner play. It attaches directly to your natural anatomy without [...]

More headway on the Bionic!

Great news!! Denver University students picked the Bionic as their major project again this year! We've had our first kick off meeting already, and they're really hitting the ground running, picking up on the previous group's work to hopefully get [...]

2018-10-11T16:47:47+00:00September 29th, 2018|All, Contests/Give Aways, Product Development|16 Comments

And the winner of the 6″ Joystick is…

...Brodie M who has claimed his prize and is feeling the ha-penis right now. Congratulations Brodie! If you didn't win this time around, both the 6" and 7" Joystick will be available again this coming Monday, September 24th. And through [...]

2018-09-20T03:56:58+00:00September 20th, 2018|All, Contests/Give Aways, Product Info|0 Comments

Last chance to enter the 6″ Joystick give away!

Today and tomorrow are the last days to get your entries in before the 6" Joystick give away contest closes on Tuesday. If you prefer to use a link that doesn't have two silicone penises as the main link pic, [...]

2018-10-11T16:47:48+00:00September 16th, 2018|All, Contests/Give Aways|2 Comments

The Joystick 6″ launch and give away!

The Joystick has been bringing people ha-penis since its launch last year, but a common piece of feedback has been "I wish it were available as a smaller version too." Well, now it is. As of today, you can order [...]

2018-10-11T16:47:49+00:00September 9th, 2018|All, Contests/Give Aways, Product Info|0 Comments

The Joystick* six inch is almost here!

You've been asking for a smaller version of the Joystick (formerly the Bono) and now it's almost here! I'm very close to being able to officially release it, so for this next order intake coming up on Tuesday, August 14th, [...]

Last day to get your entries in to WIN an EZP!

This is probably your best chance to win an EZP* as I'll be giving away two on August 1st and the odds are pretty good! I currently only have 1265 subscribers to the alternative YouTube channel and only 371 subscribers to [...]

2018-10-11T16:47:53+00:00July 30th, 2018|All, Contests/Give Aways|0 Comments

What’s your cock tale?

Let me share with you, my cocktail party icebreaker. When that inevitable question of “what do you do?” comes up, I like to respond with “I have a company called Transthetics” and then let them guess what they think this [...]

2018-10-11T16:47:54+00:00June 29th, 2018|All, Contests/Give Aways, Guest Writer, Transtories|2 Comments