A lot of you have been asking for a progress update on the Bionic and it's certainly very overdue. In all honesty, it's been a pretty tough year for the Bionic. It's definitely tricky when you're a small company with [...]
Here's a list of common questions I get asked about stand to pee packers (or STPs for short.) Though I wrote this post primarily with the EZP and the EZP Junior in mind, it is broadly relevant to all stand [...]
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Not everyone has the means to be able to afford a Transthetics prosthetic. Hence I try to find alternative ways to give people a chance to get their hands on a silicone willy. Depending on how you're feeling, here are some [...]
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Having used a lot of stand to pee devices in my time, I've learnt a few tricks along the way which I thought were worth sharing. Here’s a little summary of tips and tricks to keep in mind when using [...]
A lament I've heard many times over the years, is that people wish they could find a rigid stand to pee packer that still looks lifelike and feels comfortable enough to wear all day. That's where the EZP shape retainer [...]
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