The Lollipop will be available for the first time with the next order intake which opens (very appropriately) on Thursday, February 14th, so indeed a happy Valentine's. Check out this quick demo video here to get a look at its [...]
You're probably familiar with the it. It's often heard at AA meetings. “Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.” For me, [...]
You won’t know what freedom is until you can pee pretty much wherever you want to. I’m (half) serious. I used to think being unable to pee standing up wasn’t such a big deal for me, except for some anxiety [...]
It's been another busy year in the willitorium! 2018 saw the release of the natural (uncut) version of the EZP Junior and the Rod as well as a six inch version of the Joystick and the release of the Hot [...]
Though by now it may be too late to receive the physical item in time for Christmas, I am offering gift vouchers between today and December 24th for either a specific product, or a dollar amount. Once you've placed your [...]
The holidays are a magical time, full of twinkling lights, hot cocoa, and dicks. Wait, what? Let me back up and introduce myself. I'm Anna, the original Transthetics Penis Elf, and let me tell you, the holidays are my time [...]
This weekend is the last chance to order your Transthetics package in time for Christmas! It's a busy time of year for the willy elves, so you must order by Sunday December 3rd if you definitely want to receive your package [...]
The winner is a very revved up Jay Eli. Congratulations Jay. Hope you enjoy taking the Hot Rod for a spin! I've also pimped it up with a basic bullet vibe so there's a few different gears to play with. [...]
As anyone who has used a stand to pee packer knows, you need to be pretty selective about what pants you wear it with, not just from a functional perspective, but also in terms of contour. Nobody wants a permanent [...]
I've had a lot of requests lately for creating a credit option for people who want to be able to pay for their Transthetics purchase over time. So with the next product opening on November 10th, you can choose a [...]
