Start 2023 with a WIN!
I hope it's been a wonderful start to the year for everyone and that this year brings you all the things that you hope for. And to help kick the year off right, we are hosting another free give away. [...]
Get a Christmas gift voucher and a chance to win.
If you're still thinking of giving someone the gift of hapenis this year, it's not too late for a Transthetics gift voucher. You can choose any dollar amount and delivery is instant. Email it, print it out and put it [...]
The final raffle ends October 31st.
This will be the final raffle draw we will hold for the foreseeable future. We will still do free giveaways, and I'll announce another one of those very soon, but this will be the very last opportunity to enter the [...]
Progress update on the Bionic.
A lot of you have been asking for a progress update on the Bionic and it's certainly very overdue. In all honesty, it's been a pretty tough year for the Bionic. It's definitely tricky when you're a small company with [...]
Your questions about stand to pee packers answered.
Here's a list of common questions I get asked about stand to pee packers (or STPs for short.) Though I wrote this post primarily with the EZP and the EZP Junior in mind, it is broadly relevant to all stand [...]
Best chance yet to WIN!!
With only 107 tickets sold so far, this is your best chance yet of winning a $200 coupon to put towards any Transthetics product, so be sure to grab your raffle ticket before November 1st! Get 1 ticket and you [...]
Partner with Transthetics and earn $
Would you like to earn cash by spreading the ha-penis? Then we'd love you to join our affiliate program. We're extremely grateful to everyone who has shared their Transthetics experiences and recommended our products to others. We would very much [...]
Free Remote Ring for the Joystick!
Valentines Day is just around the corner, and to celebrate, we are giving away a $25 remote control ring FOR FREE with every Joystick purchased from today until Valentines Day. Just use coupon code FREE RING on checkout to claim [...]
Multiple ways to WIN a Transthetics product.
Not everyone has the means to be able to afford a Transthetics prosthetic. Hence I try to find alternative ways to give people a chance to get their hands on a silicone willy. Depending on how you're feeling, here are some [...]
A Transthetics Holiday Story
The holidays are a magical time, full of twinkling lights, hot cocoa, and dicks. Wait, what? Let me back up and introduce myself. I'm Anna, the original Transthetics Penis Elf, and let me tell you, the holidays are my time [...]