The Lollipop is finally here!
The Lollipop will be available for the first time with the next order intake which opens (very appropriately) on Thursday, February 14th, so indeed a happy Valentine's. Check out this quick demo video here to get a look at its [...]
Haunted by the serenity prayer.
You're probably familiar with the it. It's often heard at AA meetings. “Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.” For me, [...]
Peedom Freedom
You won’t know what freedom is until you can pee pretty much wherever you want to. I’m (half) serious. I used to think being unable to pee standing up wasn’t such a big deal for me, except for some anxiety [...]
Wishing everyone a fantas-dick 2019!
It's been another busy year in the willitorium! 2018 saw the release of the natural (uncut) version of the EZP Junior and the Rod as well as a six inch version of the Joystick and the release of the Hot [...]
Still want to give the gift of ha-penis this year?
Though by now it may be too late to receive the physical item in time for Christmas, I am offering gift vouchers between today and December 24th for either a specific product, or a dollar amount. Once you've placed your [...]
A Transthetics Holiday Story
The holidays are a magical time, full of twinkling lights, hot cocoa, and dicks. Wait, what? Let me back up and introduce myself. I'm Anna, the original Transthetics Penis Elf, and let me tell you, the holidays are my time [...]
Last chance to get your package in time for Christmas!
This weekend is the last chance to order your Transthetics package in time for Christmas! It's a busy time of year for the willy elves, so you must order by Sunday December 3rd if you definitely want to receive your package [...]
Congratulations to the winner of the Hot Rod!
The winner is a very revved up Jay Eli. Congratulations Jay. Hope you enjoy taking the Hot Rod for a spin! I've also pimped it up with a basic bullet vibe so there's a few different gears to play with. [...]